If someone handed you a bottle of a mysterious clear liquid and asked it to rub it on your bits, you would probably decline, right? Believe it or not, you might as well do this when you’re buying certain types of lube. As you know, there are an incredible amount of unsafe sex toys and dodgy lubes out there and that’s why I’ve been on a personal mission to find a safe lube that doesn’t suck.
And, ladies and gentleman, I think I may have found one.