Sliquid. Slippery When Wet
First up, Sliquid Swirl Strawberry Pomegranate. I would like to regale you with stories of the antioxidant benefits of the superfruit pomegranate in lubricants but you would probably realize I was yanking your chain. As a matter of fact, I get way more strawberry from this than pomegranate, but in a way that is redolent of coming of age in the late ’70s/early ’80s. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the heady strawberry scent reminds me of roller disco, tube tops, feathered hair and Famolares. Like the good-bad teenage girls from Little Darlings or Foxes, who have lips that are vinyl-shiny from meticulous application of fruity lip gloss from a glass rollerball tube. That’s what Sliquid Swirl Strawberry Pomegranate evokes for me. And it’s pretty hot.